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• tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
• new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
• tourist: oh you think youre clever???
• new yorker: what
• tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
• new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor
• tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
• the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole

ADVENTURE | (• ◡•)|╯╰(❍ᴥ❍ʋ) TIME

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A cat interrupting my picture of a cat

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cupcakethighs:

I can’t stop staring at it.

A child’s skull before they have lost their baby teeth.

Humans are just so weird.

atavus:

No globes: A smog-filled snow globe that highlights climate change by Dorothy.

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